Why

"Why, " has become king in society. Yes, the “whys” have triumphed over the “whats”, the “whos”, the “wheres” and the “whens,” to take their crown as king of the interrogatives. I told my father I was traveling to Nigeria, He asked “why?” I told my ex-girlfriend I didn't agree with the relationship, she shouted why! I even went running and was chased my some barking dogs. No, I do not understand bark, but I would bet those dogs were saying “why”. I know you the reader are wondering the same thing, “why?” Why is he writing a blog? Dear reader, I am writing for two reasons. Firstly, I am a poor writer, in AP English classes and in college, I always got rubbish writing grades. In the accumulation of these grades, I discovered that I was indeed a terrible writer. Therefore to improve my writing skills, I will write. Furthermore, I want to make you laugh. I like making humans, animals and all creatures laugh. To be honest, a laugh from a lion is better than laughter from a room full of people. To exercise my comedic inclinations, I write, and luckily my life is very funny. Hopefully in recanting my stories all creatures will laugh and for me that would be a job well done.