On Wednesdays I go to my church for prayers, this is a constant. Last Wednesday was no different, upon my arrival, I noticed that I was feeling extremely tired. The prayer meeting started out great, thirty minutes into the proceedings I moved to a better vantage point where I could overlook the small but growing crowd. In this new setting I decided best to seek the face of God in a horizontal position. Twenty minutes later, my roof rattling snore woke me, I was utterly embarrassed. The awareness of my thundering snore left me red with embarrassment, my only recourse was to walk bristly into my car and drive off.
Gorille de montagne
my thoughts, my 800 pound mountain Gorilla.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Why
"Why, " has become king in society. Yes, the “whys” have triumphed over the “whats”, the “whos”, the “wheres” and the “whens,” to take their crown as king of the interrogatives. I told my father I was traveling to Nigeria, He asked “why?” I told my ex-girlfriend I didn't agree with the relationship, she shouted why! I even went running and was chased my some barking dogs. No, I do not understand bark, but I would bet those dogs were saying “why”. I know you the reader are wondering the same thing, “why?” Why is he writing a blog? Dear reader, I am writing for two reasons. Firstly, I am a poor writer, in AP English classes and in college, I always got rubbish writing grades. In the accumulation of these grades, I discovered that I was indeed a terrible writer. Therefore to improve my writing skills, I will write. Furthermore, I want to make you laugh. I like making humans, animals and all creatures laugh. To be honest, a laugh from a lion is better than laughter from a room full of people. To exercise my comedic inclinations, I write, and luckily my life is very funny. Hopefully in recanting my stories all creatures will laugh and for me that would be a job well done.
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